i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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