Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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