is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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