She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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