I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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