I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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