he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He has the fingertips of a God
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