i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
meet me or not, i'm out of control
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
