You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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