Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
smell my finger.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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