Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just had sex on a roof
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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