she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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