Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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