the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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