chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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