I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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