The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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