i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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