Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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