ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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