Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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