Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I know her cup size but not her name....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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