Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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