We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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