But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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