The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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