I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This is the high leading the old right now
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
