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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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