this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My pussy is not your playground.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize