I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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