Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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