so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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