I think my fart just growled at me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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