If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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