Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
