the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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