Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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