Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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