1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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