come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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