you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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