Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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