dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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