ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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