i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I had to cum in my sink.
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