This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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