spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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