he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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