remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
handjob tips. give me some.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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