Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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