i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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