I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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