I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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