I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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