You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Randomize